

Rachel and Sarah gawp at gorgeous minarets, labyrinthine outdoor passageways, and tourist attractions whenever they're partying or getting ready to party. They not only arrive to the airport late, but almost immediately change plans and take a detour to Jerusalem with tediously troubled introvert Kevin ( Yon Tumarkin), a wannabe archaeologist who claims to be interested in religious customs (ie: he trawls the "Darknet" portion of the Internet, and puzzles over "classified" videos of a real-life exorcisms). Sarah and her generically peer-pressure-enabling best friend Rachel (Yael Grobglas) are dismissed as hormonal young people before they even get started on their journey. Since the events of "JeruZalem" are presented through the lens(es) of Sarah (Daniell Jadelyn), a meek-but horny!-twenty-something, we literally see the Old World through the eyes of an incurious, Information Age outsider. Nothing about "JeruZalem"-do you get it? The capitalized " Z" is for "zombies!"-is aggressive or specific enough to touch a nerve. But even that feels like a weak stab at commentary. "JeruZalem" also features some lame, undeveloped commentary about the distance that social media puts between users and their natural surroundings. Their films takes lazy, basic potshots at American exceptionalism whenever its tourist protagonists pause to objectify their surroundings by either photographing or benignly condescending to locals.

Who else has gone so far as to suggest that there is a gate to Hell in the heart of Israel that, once opened, allows emaciated zombies with black devil wings to attack humans of every major religious denomination? Too bad the Paz brothers do not go farther than that. Writer/director team Doron and Yoav Paz deserve credit for a novel premise. How is it possible to make a timid found-footage horror movie set in Jerusalem during Yom Kippur, arguably the most important holiday in the Jewish calendar? The film in question in "JeruZalem," a toothless horror movie that often feels weirdly uncommitted to its potentially offensive conceit: what if the apocalypse broke out in Jerusalem and horny American teenagers documented the ensuing carnage with Google Glass?
